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Oct. 1st, 2006 | 04:36 pm
posted by: cala_jane in ultimatediary

Popularity level: 0
Followers: 0

Apparently people don't find this community on their own. And after seeing little entries, they don't feel the need to join.
That means that I am not gaining followers.
Must. Find. A way.

To-do:
Threaten subscribed fangirls into joining.
Bribe others into joining.
Measure popularity level.

Attempts to kill the cat: 2
Cat's attempts to commit suicide: 1

It seems like I don't really need to try to kill my cat. It's doing amazing job on its own.
First attempt in suicide: jumping from the stairs.
Effect: complete failure. Cat walked funny for few minutes and it's back to the usual annoying self.

Suicidal thoughts might be an effect of cat's repressed sexuality. Apparently it has problems accepting it's gayness.
Just like me.
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Sep. 23rd, 2006 | 04:32 pm
posted by: cala_jane in ultimatediary

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Followers: 0

Have to come up with a good strategy. So far even my flist is ignoring my attempts...
Possible strategies:
a) bribes
definately a good technique. works every time (so I've heard). Only minus: followers might get used to getting stuff. Bad.
b) fear
useful, but not for long. followers raised in fear will leave given the first possibility to the first new god they see. Bad
c) begging
might work. pity worked in the past for others. Followers might get irritated though. Bad.

Will try a combination of all three.
Might need a sockpuppet as a Plan B

Linked at metafandom: 1

Not sure it counts though. It was before I settled on my quest to rule the world.
Have to come up with something new. Just to be safe.


I don't feel strong enough to join Harry Potter fandom yet. Especially not with all the tvshows coming back.
House looks promising in the wankland. Have to think about switching.

Attempts to kill the cat: 1
Tried to suffocate the cat. Paper bag isn't all that useful. Not when your oponent has claws. Have to try something else.

Cat got trapped in the closet.
Cat might be gay. It certainly has a closet fixation.

New resolution
4.3 Find out if the cat is gay
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Birthday Resolutions

Sep. 19th, 2006 | 05:52 pm
mood: creative creative
posted by: cala_jane in ultimatediary

1. Become popular
1.1. Get followers
1.2. Make people buy me something
1.3. Rip off a novel
1.3.1. Get away with it

2. Get linked at metafandom
2.1. Come up with the meta-est meta in history

3. Attend a wank
3.1. Join Harry Potter fandom
3.2. Become Draco/Ginny shipper

4. Kill the cat
4.1. Make it look like an accident
4.2. Get away with it
*4.3. Find out if the cat is gay

5. Come up with more resolutions

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